My new favorite client of the week

My favorite client of the week is an 18-year-old boy named Cem (if you remember, the "c" in Turkish makes a "J" sound). He might be the skinniest male I've ever seen. He's Nicole Richie skinny circa 2 summers ago. I was going to tell you about his bitchin Jew fro but tonight he was wearing a Star of David necklace so now that joke seems inappropriate. Cem started coming to me because he has some serious postural issues. Not only does he have to endure work outs with me but we had this really awkward official first meeting with his mother there. "Go ahead Cem, tell her what hurts."
Of course I am kind of jealous of him because he goes to a high school where classes are taught in Turkish, English and French so pretty much he speaks better English than I do. Why aren't we as Americans forced to learn other languages as children?? Do you know how rich I would be if I spoke fluent Mandarin Chinese right now??
So anyway- goofy, braces, acne, hunchback, big hair, stick thin....CEM, my favorite client of the week.